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jalapeno_popper This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

Four to the floor, I was sure…

Today, I learned the hard way why they say "four on the floor" at school. I leaned too far back while rocking in the chair and fell off. I grabbed the desk to save myself, and it came down too. FML

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fuck you This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Sheffield, United Kingdom

Rare and inventive insult

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Vienna, United States

For better or for worse

Today, I realized I didn't want to come home from a business trip because I like my job more than my husband. I hate my job. FML

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piss off 8 April 2016, 22:05 Vancouver, United States

Red state

Today, a customer at the fast-food joint I work at gave me a pitying look and asked, "How's that liberal arts degree treating ya?" FML

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