ninnang
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Erm, thanks?
Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died." My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML