Mr Selfoss, Iceland Single
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
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