Kelson

Mr Roseville, California, United States 28 years-old Single

authorsubmit This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Impressive

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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Quendolin 9 November 2015, 14:07 Germany

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

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