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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

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sadman · 7 May 2011, 23:10 ·United States

Bake off

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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