Andreeuhhh

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

Collector's items

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML