meggles611

neversayhiagain This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

All you need is hate

Today, I greeted a mom and a little girl at the place where I work. The little girl looks at me, looks back at her mom, and says, "Mommy, I hate people." FML

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Donzai 30 March 2009, 22:17 Canada

Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML

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Iman This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Catfished

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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meggles611

All you need is hate

A night to remember

Catfished

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