CoalRose
United States
Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML
_kyuuu
London 31 years-old Single
ddhaley1
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Edmond, United States
Sorry sweetie
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
TheIVkindaruinsthemood
Milford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML