KogMaw

Miss DAFUQW?, Somewhere in the mysterious land of Pokemon... 33 years-old Single

nekkidness 21 November 2012, 21:06 Carthage, United States

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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sonofahypocriticalwhore 7 December 2012, 17:06 United States

Hypocrite much?

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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