EdwinOEF
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Arab Emirates
All is quiet on New Year's Day
Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML