king_ryan94

Sheffield 31 years-old Single

maebyf This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Canada

Perfect date

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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Foxy0706 10 November 2015, 19:27 Baton Rouge, United States

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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