slavegirl1010

Miss Single

Hth 8 November 2008, 01:07 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Wrong number

Today, for the 25th time, some Indian dude called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having sex. FML

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HairyBoobs 5 November 2009, 14:22 United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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slavegirl1010

Wrong number

So, here's the thing…

Have you just experienced an FML moment?