mrzombielot

0
Followed

0
Followers

8
Badges!

14
Comments

1147
Visits

8
Favorites

rabbit hole, wonderland
34 years-old
Tuesday 02 April 1991
Not specified

A propos de Mrzombielot

Life is worth living for jesus, sophomore. Skater and basketball star. Don't ever love this cruel unfair world of ours.

Mrzombielot - Followers

Mrzombielot - Followed

Mrzombielot's page visits

lovers5201

lulu_rose

GracieTheT...

BettyDowma...

MrVrijenho...

babydoll20...

Sexiebeast...

davincidas...

Dynosaur_d...

alllisonnn

Faithilici...

Larissa24

Fucked!

BettyDowma...

Mrzombielot's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

51_badgename

51_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Mrzombielot's favorite FMLs

XXXL

By ardenm - 12/02/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML

agreeclassic 18 725

vote type 1 38 168

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

agreeclassic 49 748

vote type 1 4 126

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

agreeclassic 45 887

vote type 1 3 336

Pesky kids

By Kyle - 03/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML

agreeclassic 46 353

vote type 1 6 966

Get it on

By SharkWeek - 27/10/2013 15:26 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

agreeclassic 60 820

vote type 1 5 836