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*I AM SINGLE. I LIVE BY THE TWO S's: SINGLE and SANE. I GRADE LIFE BY THE A, B, C, D, and F's. AVOID: A, B, C's: ASSHOLES, BITCHES, CUNTS. SCORE: D's and F's: DATES and FUCKS. I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BEING SINGLE OF THE STATUS OF BACHELOR AND TO THE RELATIONSHIP I AM LEAVING WE ARE DONE IT IS OVER SIGNED, SEALED AND DELIVERED FROM EVIL WITH NO BULLSHIT DRAMA FOR ALL. (I'M SAVING MYSELF FROM MARRIAGE.)