Plein la vue
By françois cadoxxx - 30/03/2009 20:23
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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By françois cadoxxx - 30/03/2009 20:23
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By Laportedusommeil - 29/01/2013 20:20 - France - Nieppe
Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Je vais en rassurer beaucoup en vous confiant que ma copine plaisantait, bien sûr (et que la manière dont elle tourne ses plaisanteries fait que même une invention de ce type n'est pas chez elle de mauvais goût). Suite à une petite histoire complice entre nous, et parce qu'elle a un réel talent pour le théâtre, elle m'a accueilli en faisant mine d'avoir pris une grande, trèès grande décision et a maintenu le suspens très longuement avant de m'annoncer..cette fameuse idée. Au final, ce qui est le plus drôle dans l'histoire, c'est tout le jeu qu'elle a développé autour de sa plaisanterie, plus que ce qui est raconté ici, et qui serait une situation des plus sordides.. Pour commenter les derniers mots de la vdm, son boss ne la harcèle pas non plus, seulement il est un brin trop enclin aux compliments et il rêve de toute évidence un peu trop (aaah le fantasme lesbien..). Cela dit ne vous en faites pas pour nous deux, l'appartement viendra, et l'argent (au moins un petit peu) également on l'espère, mais d'une manière respectable. Merci à tous, je vois qu'il y en a qui ont rebondi sur mon histoire pour lâcher des jets de bons mots en tous genres ;)