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By sharibaby - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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By sharibaby - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs
By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States
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By emchocolat - 16/12/2012 16:55 - Europe
By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States
Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.