Kids talk
By SerenityJ - 27/09/2013 20:00 - United States - Mountain View
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By SerenityJ - 27/09/2013 20:00 - United States - Mountain View
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By mcullen21 - 12/06/2009 18:50 - United States
Yay I'm the OP I'm happy this got posted. I'm 22 and coach girls volleyball. A volunteer basketball coach didn't recognize me and thought I was a student. This happens when we go to away games too. The coaches of the other teams will tell me to leave until my coach is here and even some high school students think I'm on the team. I think it's pretty funny and am glad I still look young.