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Hey there, person checking out my profile. This is me noticing you noticing me. But who am I? I am the Assistant to the Regional Manager. My accomplishments in life include the following. - Successfully memorizing all of the lyrics to Friday by Rebecca Black. - Stepping on a Lego without cursing, wincing, flinching, screaming, or crying. - Having at least 3 of my FMLs posted. - Managing to make a list of my accomplishments without running out of ideas after three. I'm actually just a regular person who enjoys reading stories about peoples' bad days because I find their suffering to be humorous. Totally not sadistic... Anyway, if you want to talk to me, send me a message... or don't. I enjoy stalkers. They're actually just my biggest fans. Now, I'm going to go back to being an awkward penguin. *penguin noise*