Pretty_reckless_fml

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

18
Badges!

179
Comments

3892
Visits

7
Favorites

30 years-old
Monday 18 September 1995
couple

A propos de Pretty_reckless_fml

Hey there FMLer :) What are you doing viewing my profile? You must be bored huh :L? Errrr I'm 17, live in England :) singing is my passion, the dream is to be in a rock band, I love drawing, playing xbox, chilling with mates all that stuff :) People can be real asses on this site ive found :L but it's just the Internet :) they're all strangers aha I'm on my iPhone most of the time so don't reply to messages instantly but feel free to inbox me, i don't bite :D! Ciao! xx

Pretty_reckless_fml - Followers

Pretty_reckless_fml - Followed

Pretty_reckless_fml's page visits

lovers5201

sam8533150

JFI_Act

emokitty13...

MadMouse13

[889841@qq...

zozo2603

AndreaHoff...

MarilynLem...

Echo 8802

sassy666

hare

Fucked!

Echo 8802

jbuckets_4...

cornyrob

sythe511

Nahpets

Dowbo

niksatter9...

coldasfire

bigcountry...

Nathan23xx

martin8337

rjc490

Pretty_reckless_fml's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

39_badgename

39_badgedesc

51_badgename

51_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

53_badgename

53_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

33_badgename

33_badgedesc

32_badgename

32_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

11_badgename

11_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

64_badgename

64_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Pretty_reckless_fml's favorite FMLs

By djl - 20/12/2012 05:30 - Canada - Beaumont

Today, my boyfriend told me his Christmas gift to me was custom made. I told my parents in excitement, thinking it could possibly be a ring. Half an hour later he told me what it was; a molded dildo of his penis. It's going to be an awkward conversation with my parents when they ask what I got. FML

agreeclassic 44 111

vote type 1 15 387

Huge fan

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Acworth

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

agreeclassic 67 910

vote type 1 10 448

By me - 21/03/2013 10:25 - United Kingdom - Chichester

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML

agreeclassic 51 970

vote type 1 6 647

By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

agreeclassic 43 747

vote type 1 6 703

It's a doggy dog world

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

agreeclassic 36 416

vote type 1 9 779