RusMonster

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

0
Comments

244
Visits

12
Favorites

Los Angeles, United States
34 years-old
Tuesday 04 June 1991
Not specified

A propos de Rusmonster

Not specified

Rusmonster - Followers

Rusmonster - Followed

Rusmonster's page visits

lovers5201

noobtuber

Cristian89

Fentown_fm...

Fucked!

Rusmonster's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Rusmonster's favorite FMLs

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

agreeclassic 802

vote type 1 57

By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

agreeclassic 41 459

vote type 1 3 560

Plumbing issues

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML

agreeclassic 38 342

vote type 1 3 252

Pretend to be busy!

By nichaneely - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got yelled at by one of my bosses. The reason? I was yawning. I work at Starbucks. Apparently, I wasn't 'promoting' correctly. FML

agreeclassic 29 658

vote type 1 4 798

Pet detective

By badluckdrew - 01/05/2009 14:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's mother called her in the bedroom for a serious talk. I overheard them arguing and yelling at each other. It turns out her mother found a condom next to her garbage. We got caught because her cat swallowed the condom and threw it up. FML

agreeclassic 59 670

vote type 1 20 707