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Home invasion

By Brad - 05/07/2020 20:01

Today, I woke up and got out of my room to find two pit bulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML

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Tidy your room

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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Mondays are like…

By FML - 24/06/2019 22:47

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By Tuesday - 08/11/2019 01:39

Last Year I was driving home and crashed into a car running a red light. Today I went to a job interview and guess who was there? FML.

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By finit93 - 10/11/2019 06:08

Currently I’m trying to drop a load, it’s all peaceful and quiet in my bathroom and then I hear a buzzing noise. Finally see a fly buzzing and flying about the bathroom interrupting my business. I don’t know whether to get off the toilet and kill the fly or keep trying to push this out...FML

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