Work Today,while working my final shift at the restaurant I bent down... - FML

out with a bang - 17/02/2016 16:02 - Australia - North Lakes

Today,while working my final shift at the restaurant I bent down to pick something up for a customer when my pants ripped . I had to work the rest of my last shift with my my fluro pink undies showing. And yes they were noticeable . FML

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