Miscellaneous: Today, while packing up for a trip I had packed lotion, forgetting...

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By NewJoker755 - 06/04/2016 02:24 - United States - Quincy

Today, while packing up for a trip I had packed lotion, forgetting to put a plastic bag. When I got to my destination the lotion exploded all over my extra underwear and shirts. Now I need to find somewhere to buy more shirts and underwear. FML

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