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By ThatIslandKidd - 22/01/2016 15:09 - United States - Yelm

Today, While my girlfriend was watching some modeling show on TV, I told her I wasn't confident in being naked with her. Her response? "That's fine I felt like it wasn't working out too well a few months after we started dating anyway." It's been almost a year. FML

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