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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 22:15 - United States - Twin Falls

Today, while I was sleeping, my mom decided it would be a good idea to walk up to my bed, grab me, and shout my name to wake me up. After I yelped in fright and woke up, she stared at me a moment before asking if I was awake. All of this just to ask if I wanted to join her and my dad for dinner. FML

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