Miscellaneous: Today, while I was eating dinner, I heard an almighty crash.... - FML

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By Bawsack - 12/02/2016 22:55 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, while I was eating dinner, I heard an almighty crash. A quick look out the window showed me a second car embedded in mine with no driver to be seen. A quick call to the police told me it was stolen. My insurance won't pay out because it was also uninsured. My car's a write off. FML.

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