Miscellaneous: Today, while driving my car got hit from behind. I stepped outside... - FML

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By sunsetium - 12/02/2016 20:32

Today, while driving my car got hit from behind. I stepped outside and talked to the guy. He suggested we pull over in order to not block the whole street which is extremely busy. As I pulled over I see him driving off as if nothing happened. I didn't get his plate #. FML

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