FMarinasLife - 27/01/2016 05:27 - United States - San Francisco Today, while browsing through 4Chan, I came across a forum for sharing exes nudes. A few posts down, I found photos of myself with the caption: "I hope the bitch sees this!" FML 1 0
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML 35 812 6 169
Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden, I heard a familiar voice, saying, "At least someone's having fun…" It was my boss. FML 10 063 35 261
Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML 38 117 3 308
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML 30 390 7 503
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML 40 816 5 132