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By HeisenburgLabs - 03/05/2016 06:01 - United States - Huntersville

Today while at work, I couldn't seem to find a tool that I needed to finish a job. I asked a coworker if he knew where it was, he said, "I hid it and if you want it you'll have to send someone else to get it from now on". That man is 46 years old. FML

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