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By chunkymcchunkface - 26/05/2016 14:33 - United States

Today, well, last night, I woke up feeling as though I was about to puke. I rushed over to my trash can and blew chunks, then returned to bed, too tired to clean up. This morning I remembered that my trash can is a wicker basket. Strained vomit anyone? FML

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