Miscellaneous Today, my teacher started calling role. There are two Bens in... - FML

Ben - 05/02/2016 14:00 - United States - New York

Today, my teacher started calling role. There are two Bens in the class. She called out "Ben" first. I said "here. " Then she called out "attractive Ben." FML.

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