Kids Today, my son recieved a Paddington Bear. He keeps calling it... - FML

moosemay - 25/01/2016 18:26 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, my son recieved a Paddington Bear. He keeps calling it either Petting Bear or Pedo Bear. FML

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