Health: Today, my Mother-in-Law came into town. She thought it would...

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By eskiimoo - 27/03/2016 14:41 - United States - Washington

Today, my Mother-in-Law came into town. She thought it would be a good idea to fill my chocolate bunny with ghost pepper sauce. Not only was it hot, I'm also severely allergic to it. I'm now spending my Easter in the ER. FML.

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