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By keepmelikeanoath - 20/04/2016 20:39 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my lab instructor told our class that we had to return all of our graded labs for fifty points. That wasn't in the syllabus, and it's been so long that I don't remember where I put some of them. Goodbye decent grade. FML

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