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By persianjr - 12/04/2016 03:31 - United States - Fullerton

Today, my girlfriend received a "video" of me flirting and talking with other girls at a party she was later coming to. That "video" was of the only other Middle Eastern guy at the party and my girlfriend has now broken up with me. She won't answer my texts or phone calls. FML

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