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By you_lyin - 27/03/2016 03:01 - United States - La Marque

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me she wasn't ready for a relationship and she was depressed. My friend told me she told him that she broke up with me becasue she thought I was always talking shit about her behind her back. Not once did I say anything bad about her. FML

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