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By soon to be drug addict - 12/04/2016 19:32 - Denmark - Haslev

Today, my father told me that if i don't go to school, i will become more of a failure than i already am, i will become a drug addict and he will raise my already very high rent. The reason why i couldn't go to school? I got food poisoning from his cooking, but he's too proud to admit it. FML.

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