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By Why have thou forsaken me! - 09/04/2016 06:34 - Canada - Prince Albert

Today, my ex-girlfriend came to visit my parents to "check up" on them before she moved to United States. She asked to go in my room and they said yes. Now I come back to my room, broken window, stolen TV, ripped up mattress, missing consoles and my stash of $2,000 gone. It's long gone now. FML.

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