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By ShapedQuinn234 - 28/03/2016 18:26 - United States - Supply

Today, my dad was aggravated with me for not spending a lot of time with him like I use to when younger, so after eating a lot of boiled eggs he came in my room and farted as much as he could and then left with a grumpy face closing my door behind him. FML

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