Miscellaneous Today, my dad rear ended a student driver while teaching me how... - FML

kkhk1 - 10/02/2016 00:39 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dad rear ended a student driver while teaching me how to drive. FML

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Today, my husband told me he'd met a life guru online who, after paying the £29.99 consultancy fee, advised him to seize happiness at all times. So he decided to seize the 19 year-old redhead across the street, move in with her and get her pregnant. This is the happiest I’ve seen him in years. FML

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Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML

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Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML

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Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML

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Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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