Love: Today, my crush and I were exchanging quick glances at each other.... - FML

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By lonely - 15/02/2016 16:51 - United States - Annapolis

Today, my crush and I were exchanging quick glances at each other. After making eye contact, he asked, "Why are you always staring at me?". FML

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