Anonymous - 08/02/2016 22:25 - United Kingdom - Bath Today my boyfriend asked me for a butt pic. I took several from different angles...front and back. Instead of sending them to him I sent them to my mom...Fml 1 1
Today, after my boyfriend broke things off saying he couldn't handle being in a relationship after the death of his brother, I found out that he's back on Tinder not even three weeks after the break up. FML 386 116
Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML 14 095 30 545
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML 39 898 5 060
Today, I'm locked in a bedroom with two dogs to keep them from barking at the guy fixing our water heater. One of them is stress-farting. FML 21 014 2 223
Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML 139 418
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML 65 944 8 715