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By thatshannah865 - 31/03/2016 22:06 - United States - Douglasville

Today, my boyfriend and I were leaving Easter brunch at my grandparents to go to his grandparents. We stopped at his house on the way and I suggested we have a quickie while we were there and alone. He said yes at first then asked if we could clean up his room a bit instead. FML

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