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By uhmhaicats - 18/03/2016 18:48 - United States

Today, my boss told me that he's changing my days off to just random days throughout the week when they have been set for the same two days for the past 6 months. I asked him why and he told me, "Because that's what you get for trying to plan ahead." laughed and walked away. fml

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