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By ThatActingKid - 22/03/2016 05:29 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my best friend told me that I was the "perfect guy" and that any girl would be lucky to have me. Thinking this was her trying to tell me how she felt about me, I asked her to be my girlfriend, to which she replied, "Oh... any girl EXCEPT me."

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