Miscellaneous: Today, it was my granny's funeral. While we were all crying our... - FML

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By Honour - 11/03/2016 23:13 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, it was my granny's funeral. While we were all crying our eyes out my grandad turned up late with his new younger girlfriend and told the vicar he'd pay extra to just bury the "old bitch" as quickly as possible because they were gonna be late for their flight to Ibiza FML

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