Miscellaneous Today, It's my birthday and I'm on the school ski trip. I missed... - FML

Anonymous - 13/01/2016 09:14 - United Kingdom - Wantage

Today, It's my birthday and I'm on the school ski trip. I missed a call from my Mum so I rang her back, My Dad answered and got furious at me for ringing, shouting how it costs money and 'why on earth would you ring??' not once did he say happy birthday........ Apparently he didn't realise. FML

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