Miscellaneous: Today, in the seventh week of recovery following surgery on my...

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By darbmutat - 21/04/2016 20:04 - United States - Asheboro

Today, in the seventh week of recovery following surgery on my ankle, my uncle decides to watch Strip Tease... I've been recovering in my aunt and uncle's living room. Apparently, I'm watching Strip Tease, w/ my uncle. FML

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