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By patronizier? - 15/01/2018 06:37 - Philippines - San Pedro

Today, in the boutique I work in, a heavyset young woman came and asked for a size 28 inch pants. Thinking it was a joke, I offered our "largest" 28, a 52 mislabeled a 28. It fit her perfectly and gleefully bought it. Later, the same customer's furious, a bigger mother came in to have me fired. FML

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