Miscellaneous: Today, in PE class, we were talking about menopause and the teacher...

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By ClockworkPoleaxe - 09/04/2016 10:30 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, in PE class, we were talking about menopause and the teacher said, "Menopause is the stage where women cannot have children." I blurted out "Expiration date," and now every girl and the teacher is out to get me. FML

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